So, go with me on this one for a minute. If you are like me, outsourcing parts of your life is something people with money do. They have personal assistants to run their errands, cleaners, gardeners, maybe even cooks or drivers, I don’t know, I’m not rich and I never will be. But, one thing my family did years ago was outsource Thanksgiving. And by outsourcing I mean everyone chipping in some cash to purchase the majority of our Thanksgiving meal from a favourite local restaurant who realised that many people loved Thanksgiving, but hated getting up at 5am to cook a turkey, didn’t have enough oven space for all the sides and it all just ended in fights over who did more work. My family loved Thanksgiving, getting together, eating, doing a puzzle, having a nap, watching football and playing a board game with their pie and half a pound of cool whip. We loved going shopping together the next day, shooting each other with toy Star Wars guns in the aisles of Target, going to a film, eating the leftovers, and sharing our best finds from the sales. We just hated the stress of actually cooking the whole meal (see not enough ovens comment). So, we outsourced the cooking. And by we, I mean my parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles as I was young when this new tradition started.
What does this have to do with anything you may ask? Well, since moving to the UK, I have outsourced most of my Thanksgiving (not that it is celebrated here, but I still love the sentiment of being grateful for the things I have) to people who enjoy the whole cooking a huge meal for others thing, all I needed to do was show up with a dish or two and eat. This year, I am having two Thanksgivings, both mostly outsourced. We are heading to London, as I hate working Thanksgiving, where we will meet a friend who works in a school. The friend rents out the school’s home economics area (rather cheaply I think) to make the tasty food and does everything for it. I don’t have to lift a finger, just show up. Apparently, they love doing it. So, more power to them and pass the potatoes please.
My other great discovery this weekend is that a friend of mine absolutely loves wrapping presents for Christmas. Freaking loves it. At which point, I half jokingly said, feel free to wrap my presents then too. She told me I was on. Well, that’s one monotonous chore offloaded then to someone who genuinely finds it fun. And as my husband is the gift whisperer (a mutual friend coined this name), that’s mostly the things I find annoying about Christmas sorted as well. Except putting up the Christmas tree, any takers? In my head is a little voice telling me that I am taking advantage of people, but why? Why, if they offered, would I be taking advantage of them? If people like doing it, or in the case of my family’s Thanksgiving, will be doing it for someone anyway, why not let them have the pleasure? As long as it is fun for them, or again in the case of Thanksgiving we are paying them and they are okay with that. I mean, through audible I outsource my reading and through Netflix I outsource changing the dvd, so why not these other things?
I think so many of us struggle with thinking we should do everything but we are all working so many hours and commuting and just trying to keep our heads above water. My feeling is, if someone loves doing something and it makes them feel good, or gets them in the Christmas spirit, then awesome. We all need to do things that make us happy. If these friends ever wanted to stop cooking our UK Thanksgiving meal, I’d say cool, let’s just go out together to celebrate Thanksgiving. If my friend felt all the wrapping was too much, I’d say cool, I’ll do it or it just won’t get done. And if it doesn’t get done, does it really matter in the big scheme of things? No. I’m living my life by this philosophy as we speak. I don’t feel the need to do any cleaning, well then the house isn’t spotless and who really cares? More importantly if a person does care about that and not my sanity, do I really want them in my life?
Probably not. My house isn’t filthy, but there’s more dust around than some may prefer. It’s like so many other things in my life where, even if I think I should like it, if I don’t, I let go of the need to do it.
Another great example of this (besides housework which I hope we all give up if we don’t have the mental stamina to handle it) is philosophy. I heard a phrase (which I think I mentioned on here) written by Zhuangzi. I immediately went out and bought his book. Who knows why because reading it reminded me why I hate philosophy. It is dense as fuck (sorry, not sorry for swearing). I mean it takes simple concepts and instead of giving you these pearls of wisdom in nice, bite-sized portions, it twists and contorts it, looks at it in 5 different ways and then drops the point leaving you thinking, yeah, but what do you actually mean? What was the point of the last 20 pages? I should like philosophy. I am someone who thinks deeply (read overthinks), but I don’t. Life is hard enough without someone else trying to overthink it for me thanks. And life is hard enough without letting others help you out a bit, especially if it is their bag. So why not let them?